Do you need some quick one-liner music jokes?

Here at the Fun Music Company we’re dedicated to creating lots of tools for #FunMusicTeachers to create fun and exciting music lessons, and Music Jokes are a really key tool for teachers to use.

So today we thought we’d share a few that are based around popular music artists and lyrics:

Worst Christmas present ever: a Bonnie Tyler sat nav. Keeps telling me to turn around, and every now and then it falls apart.

Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his collection of Pixar films except one. He’s never going to give you Up.

I fainted in the curry house when I heard REM had split up. That’s me in the Korma.

My girlfriend said she was leaving me because of my obsession with the Monkees. I thought she was joking. But then I saw her face.

Very sad today – found my pet mouse  ‘Elvis’  dead this morning, he was caught in a trap.

Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, “What kind of music do you like?” – The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

My laptop’s broken. It keeps playing ‘Chasing Pavements’ on a loop. I Think it’s a Dell.

Two Beach Boys walk into a bar. “Round?” “Round.” “Get a round?” “I’ll get a round!”

Q. How does Lady Gaga like her meat?
Raw raw raw!

Q. How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
A. Poker Face!

Do you struggle to remember music jokes like these? If you do, you’re not alone. Its a difficult thing to do… and that’s why professional comedians have to work really hard to remember their jokes and deliver them with perfect timing every time. So you can’t be expected to remember lots of music jokes, so why not try to remember just ONE at a time? That is why we created the music joke of the day email list – where you can subscribe to get one joke in your inbox each day for a year. You might not find them all funny, but every day will be something in your inbox that you may be able to use. Even if you can’t use it, maybe it will give you a little laugh to lighten your day!